A parody of "World of Warcraft" in general and schoolchildren in particular. I warn you right away. This is not a modern “classic LitRPG” with cute things, goodies, leveling up the hero, and other standard “delights” of the genre. Rather, a peculiar mixture of “The Last Action Hero” (with A. Schwarzenegger) and Tarantino’s “Pulp Fiction”, in the crazy scenery of “WOW”. p.s. The full version of the file (with pictures and illustrations) is in my LJ. p.p.s. I hoped to get the novel into a publishing house, and even negotiated, but... “The modern reader is too harsh,” answered the last editor.