Everyone has different New Year's miracles, and my miracle is somehow defective! Instead of expensive French perfume, they gave me a package with... Chinese panties! And my package went into the hands of a stranger, right before my eyes! She left, left and now look for her fistula. And I’ve been saving up for this perfume for half my life, maybe! Now I’ll look for the stranger, and the perfume, and... the New Year’s miracle. I hope these are not panties for 69 rubles! Oh, I hope so... And the sponsor of our relationship is “Russian Post” “Russian Post”: And now I’m a princess in shorts from Aliexpress...