Freelance translator Grigorich and his wife Rita have only one desire: to buy an apartment and move away from scandalous children who dream of getting rid of their parents as soon as possible. But since there is no money for his own living space, Grigorich comes up with a crazy idea: to make money from scripts that he has never written. Alas, he still does not know what action-packed scenario life itself has prepared for him and his wife. This adventurous family drama is both a textbook on screenwriting, and a life-tested life hack “How to buy an apartment from scratch,” and simply a story that even the most ordinary a person with the most average abilities can achieve the fulfillment of any of his dreams, but at what cost. In any case, the authors and Grigorich himself warn all readers: “Be careful what you wish for.” Contains obscene language.