Do not take this story seriously, because it is not serious. What you will like most about it is that, like me, you play the amazing online game "Godville", because to some extent this is fan fiction for this game. You are a god, a god with a little letters, for little god. Your power is only enough for one hero in the game, your hero. He believes in you, prays to you, builds a temple in your honor and performs feats in your name. At the same time, you do not control the hero, you only help him do something, sometimes giving advice that he sometimes hears, and sometimes not. This game is self-play. The hero lives his life without you, and very often when you enter the game after a long silence, you can find that he: won an important battle or lost it stupidly, got a pet, died, earned a lot of money or drank a lot of money (which is more likely). Anything, and very, very rarely it will be what you wanted from it! There are no graphics in Godville. In general. But in “Godville” there is an amazing sense of humor! That’s why I ask you to treat my crazy story with it. With a sense of humor...Do you actually know why I covered more than 2 copyright pages with this nonsense? I just really wanted to take a walk around Godville, and I did! It was great!