My girlfriend, my friends, even my job - I lost everything in one day. And when you lose everything because of some stupid game, only a really serious reason will force you to play again. For example... a rare pet? Arthur (that's me), are you an idiot? The answer to this question is beyond me, but I took aim at a number of others: who set me up with a glitchy character race? By whose grace did I fall into the web of intrigue of clans and developers? How the hell is my ex involved in this?