Clarissa Alpert always gets what she wants. She is gorgeous, witty and completely devoid of complexes. Among her “exes” are the entire Hollywood elite. She is the happy owner of a slender body, a wardrobe full of outfits from famous fashion designers, and a strong grip. But the problem is that young Clarissa is not that young. According to her assurances, she is twenty-eight, but her mother’s womb claims that she is already thirty-one. Clarissa worked at most for two weeks in her life, since the finances of her regularly getting married and divorcing parents allowed her to try again and again to graduate from the most important university for a girl, which stands for “Get Successfully Married.” All her life Clarissa hunted for men, because men are the most delicious delicacy in the world. But she still hasn’t gotten married, and if you live in Hollywood, then being unmarried after thirty is a terrible shame. Clarissa decides to draw up another list of candidates for the role of “Mr. Alpert.” And now the victim is planned - Aaron Mason, a wealthy producer and newcomer to Hollywood. With the help of her neurotic girlfriends, her diet-obsessed mother and a charming gay waiter, Clarissa plans the biggest wedding in Los Angeles. Although Aaron had never asked her out yet. The hunt begins, and Clarissa is confident that this time everything will succeed, and not only a luxurious feast awaits her, but also a legal marriage. But the social predator never expected that a small obstacle called “love” would interfere in the matter...