“...I’ve never seen such weirdos before. He appeared in our class a year and a half before graduation. Unimaginable guy. Old-fashioned short haircut. Guess what? Not shaved head or with a long braid at the back, like all normal people. In blue jeans and a white T-shirt, which didn’t even have a cool inscription on it. Lol! When my ancestor dresses like this, people point fingers at him on the street - he’s dressed up, like, a museum piece. Okay, this weirdo didn’t have an earring in his nose, but I’ve never seen a silent woman without earrings in her ears. However, this was just a prelude. In the class, everyone collapsed under the tables when the teacher asked for the IP address of his Yu-phone. “I don’t have a Yu-phone.” Why carry around a gadget that turns a person into a fool? Just awesome cretinism, right?...”