Parody. Two cynical detectives with a mysterious past and an absurd present investigate the disappearance of a parasitic husband over the course of five chapters. Their story contains all the stereotypes for which we love the genre so much: a gloomy port city, dangerous thugs and fatal beauties, half-drunk whiskey, toxic masculinity and an unpredictable ending. Wrap yourself in your coat and keep your Colt at the ready - heavy dusk falls on the streets, and our unreliable narrator begins to investigate. All characters are fictitious and any resemblance to real people and events living or who have ever lived is completely coincidental. Contains obscene language.