“Denmark is a boring country. But nothing at all. You can live. If anyone wants to do nothing and live in peace, this is a very suitable place. The Danes are proud that their royal dynasty is today the oldest in the world: it has not been interrupted for a thousand years. And they like to remember that when, during the Second World War, the occupying Germans ordered all Jews to sew yellow stars, the next day the king went out into the street with a mogendovid on his black coat; starting with which he did not allow the action. Now let’s add to this the Vikings who conquered England and kept half of Europe in fear, Elsinore Castle, where Hamlet dealt with his relatives, and unusually philanthropic legislation that allows any slacker to live well on a bunch of social benefits. And let’s finish this short review with the famous and truly wonderful Tivoli amusement park...”