He was secretly transported across the Russian border in a closet. His fame exceeded that of famous criminals of all times and peoples. The number of people he killed reached astronomical values, and his virtuosity in executing “orders” had no equal. The French called him the Russian Monster, and the CIA spared no expense in searching for him. Thanks to television, he became a national anti-hero... But in fact, the terrible killer, superman and part-time GRU lieutenant colonel Ivan Ivanovich Ivanov does not even know how to hold a gun in his hands. He is an inflatable hero, a cardboard monster. And after all the troubles, he has only one thing left to do - hide in the closet again. The closet is his destiny...