The book is intended for a wide range of readers with a sense of dark humor; it is published in Russian for the first time. The first part of the book includes poems written for vegetable warehouse workers, grocery store sellers, vegetarians and Swedish families. It is possible that lesbianologists and left ventricular extrasystologists will find something useful in it. The second part of the book can serve as a brief visual aid for official and unofficial persons interested in philosophical perversions. It seems that the reader will be interested in spending an hour or two in the warm embrace of Carlism-Wolodism, after which he will be admitted to the airy temple of dialectics of the 21st century.