This story begins with being doused in synthetic bull blood and the theft of a tuna pie. And it ends with mass deaths, an international scandal and the collapse of the VR gaming industry. The first book in the epic “Elphicide” series. Author’s notes: + No dull virtual reality cameras + A dashingly twisted plot + An infantile but resourceful main character straight out of hell + No planning! The hero himself does not know where he will be pumped + The hero is not the chosen one, he just has a unique artifact. But the villain has exactly the same one, so everything is fair + Detailed setting + No annoying quests. All quests are broken+ Author's illustrations+ No romantic line (in this volume)+ Text read by a level 60 elf+ Download for subscribers

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