Once a philosophy teacher thought: “What is philosophy?” And he tried to talk about philosophical life in a philosophical group from the point of view of a professional philosophy teacher. The author tried to create his own 99 francs for the philosophical world. The book turned out to be in the style of “Philosophical Fiction”, the closest analogues of which are “Philosophers from the High Road”, “Yawning Heights” and “Invitation to Execution”. Combining elements of journalism and humorous fiction, the author creates an amazing world of absurdity from thirteen short stories and six novel excerpts that are sincere in their desire to become reality. The very reality that many of us observe every day and strive to write it down in the register of the absurd and impossible. In a word, this story is about intellectuals and sages who do not exist, but who must exist, and because of this they, of course, exist, but somewhere out there, in the worlds of Gelo Sheudzheniko.