This book is a collection of articles by the famous British journalist and TV presenter Jeremy Clarkson. Most of these articles describe, criticize, or praise a wide variety of makes and models of cars. There isn't a car Jeremy hasn't been behind the wheel of. There is no topic on which he would not speak casually with elegant aristocratic cynicism. A mixture of gasoline and nicotine flows in his veins, and his jokes can embarrass anyone. Some consider Clarkson's articles to be an example of automotive journalism, others - an example of tactlessness and political incorrectness. Millions of his fans eagerly watch every episode of Top Gear, and millions of his opponents even stopped wearing jeans so as not to look like him in any way. Now the magnificent absurdities of the great and terrible Clarkson are available to the Russian-speaking reader.