This book is a strange mixture of incompatible genres. However, the author, with his characteristic impudence, spat on this incompatibility from a height slightly above average height and significantly above average age. So you have to plunge into a muddy mixture of “Notebooks” by I. Ilf, “Not a day without a line” by Yu. Olesha, pseudo-philosophical, quasi-theological, literary attempts, political troubles and satirical pop salvos like “In the morning in the newspaper - in the evening in a verse” . What else can we take from a pseudo-philosopher, quasi-theologian, laboring writer, confused “politician” and pop satirist of the type “In the morning in the newspaper - in the evening in a verse.” And if we also take into account that the author uses the language with which the deputies of the State Duma struggle and with which the heroes of L. N. Tolstoy expressed themselves after leaving the salon of Madame Scherer, the virtuoso of which was the Nobel laureate I. A. Bunin, who was jealous of his mastery of others, not the weakest by the Russian writer A.I. Kuprin, and whose author, like any author of a Jewish orientation, drives him to madness, then the mixture will indeed turn out to be muddy. This, in fact, expresses the essence of Facebook, which contains everything that is impossible put it somewhere else. Yes, and it's not necessary. And we can’t wash ourselves off like that. For ethical and legal reasons, we also had to get rid of comments on the author’s “posts,” comments on “reposts,” correspondence with “friends” (mostly female) in “pm,” recipes for pies, meat dishes, soups , which the above-mentioned “friends” (mostly female) share with the author, forgetting that the author has been on a diet for many years. You won't find numerous photographs of numerous dogs of numerous breeds here; cats, cats, kittens; unsurpassed examples of floristry due to the fact that color photographs greatly increase the cost of publication. And thousands of Happy Bearsdays sent and received on the occasion of these very Bearsdays due to the fact that the main content of this book will be drowned in them. (Which, perhaps, would be for the better) We advise you to pay attention to the “Open Letters” and love letters to the lady nicknamed “Rodistko Kat”, which evoke a certain literary amazement. We advise you to pay special attention to everything else. From January 1, 2012 to April 15, 2003 of the same year. Horrible!

Publisher M. F. Lipskers