Albany language? Is this that strange Russian who exists on the Internet? When we pronounce the word “Albanian,” we remember “To Bobruisk, animal!” and “Afftar burns,” we wink and laugh. In this book, the author also laughs a lot and tells funny stories about the appearance of words and expressions in the Albanian language. But the main thing is that he is trying to answer the question of what kind of strange experiment with the Russian language is happening on the Internet, in which we are all - willingly or unwillingly - participating. Who puts it on and why?