(So I decided to plunge into a vat of... random people, but I decided to do it a little differently). So, many people write about the adventures of ordinary people from our world in the world of sword and magic. But have you ever wondered how those who, on the contrary, live in anticipation of the appearance of strangers in their world feel? In this work, I tried to imagine a similar situation and describe what was happening with humor. (a book of banter for all the works about people who have fallen in love that I once had a chance to read) Warning: Not proofread.