If one day a person marries his ex-fiancée, acquires a talking parrot with vampire tendencies, loses an apartment due to a fire, not even his own, falls into a sewer hatch and miraculously avoids death when meeting with aggressive robots, it seems that that nothing worse could happen to him. Oh, if only it were so... But Igor Magin realizes that this is just the beginning, finding himself on the distant planet Brundagak, where everyone who is not too lazy is thirsty for his blood...