Subject: Delete after reading...

Dear Haley, I'm guessing you're still hungover, so I'll keep this short. Last night you climbed into my bed (without my permission) and we almost had sex. I was smart enough to jump out of bed as soon as I realized it was you. Then I took you home. Here's the story. The End. Period.

In case you forgot, you are my best friend's little sister. We'll never be anything more. (We are not allowed to be more than that.) Our previous friendships are still not resolved—or, in your language, “unfinished.” So, since you're in town, I'd prefer that we go back to being "just friends." However, I'm not one to leave questions unanswered - even those asked while drunk, so to close our conversation once and for all. inappropriate conversation:

1) Yes, I liked the feeling of your lips on mine when you were on top.2) Yes, I “prefer” rough sex, but I’m pretty sure I wasn’t rough with you.3 ) No, I had no idea you were a virgin...

This message never happened, Corey