Entered into a stereotypical Chinese world of jade skins and flying men? Well, it could have been worse! Take a pill, charge yourself with spiritual energy and go conquer the world. Are you a misfit or what? This work is pure banter at Chinese short stories with elements of a harem and martyrdom. Nothing serious. Here I’m just relaxing and here are very small chapters that, I hope, will be able to convey my mood to you! There is profanity in the work, but it is covered (if possible) with the “*” sign.