This book will give you a lot of fun. You will laugh at the mischievous frivolous lines of the great Russian poets, such as Pushkin, Lermontov, Yesenin, at the witty playful poems of our contemporary Alyosha Dobryakov, at the parodies of the great creations of Russian literature “Woe from Wit” and “Demon” and, of course, you will be amused by all both the well-known poems “Luka Mudishchev” and “Prov Fomich”, as well as folk poems and poems that are new to you.

CONTENTS MISVOUS POEMS OF RUSSIAN POETS Alexander Pushkin• Shadow of Barkov (5)• “From the all-night vigil, evening, walking home. ..” (14)• “Orlov and Istomina in bed...” (15)• “But I can’t tell a joke...” (15)• May 27, 1819 (16)• “On a recent quiet evening...” ( 17)• “Punish, holy saint (18)• Bérenger’s reputation (18)• “Today it’s sad at the table...” (19)• Tsar Nikita and his forty daughters (22)Mikhail Lermontov• Peterhof holiday (29)Apollo Grigoriev• Farewell to St. Petersburg (33)Nikolai Nekrasov• “Finally from Konigsberg...” (34)Anacreon Klubnichkin• Lullaby (35)• Sultan’s daughter (38)• Bacchanalia (40)• Date (43)• Mushroom picking (46)• A schoolboy's story (49)• Romance (55)• Ben Ali (56)• Gift of Bacchus (60)• Satyr and nymph (64)• Hetaera (66 )• The story of one night (70) Sergei Yesenin• “The wind blows from the south...” (77)• “Don’t groan, dear, and don’t gasp...” (77) Vladimir Mayakovsky• Who are the whores? (78)• Hymn of masturbators (79)• “We need fucking...” (79)• “Hey, masturbators...” (79)• “I’m lying on someone else’s wife...” (80)Alyosha Dobryakov• « I loved you..." (81)• Stranger (82)• Women's mystery (83)• Love song (84)• Dreams and reality (85)• Pussy suffering (86)• What is dearer to us (87)• Why are we like this talking (88)• Moral incident (89)• Active recreation (90)• Rural poems (91)• Shit (92)• Instruction for family and friends (93)• Don’t get into shit (94)• Our experiment (96)• Anything can happen (97)• “In the morning I open my eyes...” (98)• I wanted (99)• Over wine (100)• Before and now (101)• To my penis (102)• The grace of God (103)• Loneliness (104)• Testament to the wife (105)• Laughter (106)Galina K. From the book “The Sign of Venus, or Through the Looking Glass”• Slavic woman’s affectionate body (138)• Listen to my command, soldiers (140)• It’s good to be under a colonel (141 )• To my shy friend (143)• Nostalgia (144)• Unsuccessful date (145)• Night toy (146)• New Year's (147)• Elegiac (148)• Revenge (149)• Through the Looking Glass (151) Naughty PARODIES OF RUSSIAN WORKS POETS• Woe from Wit. Parody of a comedy Griboedova (155)• Demon. Parody of Lermontov's poem (199)• Three maidens, or the pranks of Eros. Parody of Lermontov's poems (226)• Whoredom, or the Trojan War. Parody of Homer (258)• Darling. A parody of Bogdanovich's poem (270) NASTY FOLK TRAGEDIES• Pizdrona. Tragedy (313)• Vasta. Tragedy in three acts (325) Mischievous FOLK POEMS• Luka Mudishchev (343)• Katenka (356)• The Tale of Priest Vavil (360)• Father Prokhvatiy (365)• The Tale of the Transfiguration Side (373)• Letter to Sister (376)• Father Paisiy (384)• Orlov and Ekaterina (388)• Prov Fomich (398) Naughty FOLK POEMS• Poems about a beautiful lady (411)• Fuck your mother (415)• To old whores (416)• Fucking mother (418)• Preobrazhensky region (420)• Memories (422)• Boot (423)• Romance (424)• Why am I not my husband’s wife (425)• Why have I upset you (427)• Bee and bear (429)• Evening walk (430)• Confession of a prostitute (433)• An old man and a sleepy young woman (435)• Epigrams (437)• Confession of a monk (438)• “If only it were so...” (439)• “So , friends, I’m dying...” (440)• Spring waters (441)• “I came to your house...” (442)• My fire (443)