Annotation: An attempt to make something serious fantasy out of Naruto with a hit-and-miss, looking at the world of shinobi from the inside. Do you dream of getting into a beautiful fairy tale with charming kunoichi and beautiful magic? Yes? Well, dear reader, follow the author and I will show you how deep this abyss is...Total OOC, terrible AU, complete non-canon. You have been warned :) Special thanks to those who spend their time searching for ashibak and ochipyatog in the text. Thank you Koraan! The Motherland will not forget and will not forgive. P.S. One more warning: the first third is G, the second third is R, the last is NC17, as it should be, we are moving upward. If you don't know what this means, just keep in mind that there are some pretty violent scenes in the text.