Fishing with live bait is an exciting and exciting activity. But police school cadet Zuboskalin has no time for pleasure: after all, the “live bait” is himself, disguised as a girl. For some reason, it’s not criminals who “peck” at him, but real womanizers. Even the formidable colonel, the head of their school, decided to drag himself after the piquant “girl”. And this is just an episode from the life of a police school. And the bald bikers, and the crazy homeless people, and the thief-witch, and the cadets themselves are ready for all sorts of jokes. In short, not a day in the native police is without incident