On the forehead is a semi-abbreviation for political semi-fables. There is less politics here than in Political Fables, but the problems of global warming are reflected, the types of fountain architecture are considered using the examples of European boys and girls constantly peeing, the issue of providing sawmill energy in Germany is touched upon, and attention is also paid to some features of Finnish folklore. Well, the anniversary dates of the discovery of America and the end of the world have not been forgotten. At the same time, I strongly insist not to take all this seriously.