You probably think that on dark nights vampires crawl out of their graves and sneak towards their victims, rattling their bones and howling in nasty voices? No! They travel around the world in parcels. Because a real vampire looks like... a guinea pig! Do not believe? The experienced guy Kuropyatkin didn’t believe it either - until one of these rubbish on thin legs bit his friend. Now, to prevent the newly-minted vampire from attacking himself, Kuropyatkin must defend himself. And kill the evil spirits before dawn. Just go and deal with the toothy bloodsucker... “Come out, pig, and fight!” - he exclaimed and boldly waved his billiard cue...