Here is a kind and witty story of the relationship between a man and a woman, reminiscent in intonation of “The Irony of Fate, or Enjoy Your Bath!” Eldara Ryazanova. Once they met in the Moscow metro, M and F could no longer do without each other. But what is their relationship worth if they think and evaluate the world completely differently?! The same events look completely different in the retelling of M and the retelling of J. And from the contact of these opinions there appears that funny, sparkling fun that does not allow you to put the book down overnight.