After the divorce of parents of Lizzie, her senior sister, cadet and Labrador of Дебби, forced to get over from the luxurious London mansion in кривенький rural house. Round a meadow, spaces and beauty, neighbours are darkly mowed only, I go nobody prepares, a washing-machine was rebelled, and a mother without продыху writes plays. Lizzie and her sister, disturbed, that sooner or later they will be defined in child's house, and a mother will be left in private with her by plays, decide to take caring about the future on itself. And it is foremost needed to be determined with a "man at a helm", and simply with a man in a house. At the beginning of 1970th unmarried mother, though and from aristocratic family, in penny does not put, and while in a house a "man will not be led at a helm", life will not be put right. So a grandiose campaign begins on the selection of suitable candidates. Witty, unrestrainedly funny novel that reminds at once "Diaries of Adrian Моула" Sue is Townsend, and "Дживза and Worcester" of П. Г. Вудхауза.Contains an unprintable bad language.