Semyon Ivanovich Popadailov is a simple middle-aged clerk. Aspiring blogger, activist, liberal. Office character. Not married. He loves science fiction, caramel lattes and his secretary Masha - she’s awesome. He doesn’t like traffic jams, foods with GMOs, and team building manager Fedya - he is constantly trying to force everyone around him to do strange things. And everything seemed to be going as usual, but here’s the problem - Semyon was hit by a car. When he woke up, he realized that he was in trouble. But not to the academy of vampire dragons, a beautiful elf, Conan the Barbarian, or, at worst, a simple Japanese schoolboy (and not even a complicated one) - the cat of Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin himself. Outside the window, it’s 1945 and the clouds are gloomy over the border, and with them the Masonic lodge, a couple of sorcerers, rats from Ahnenerbe and even Bigfoot are making circles. And you only have paws...

Author’s notes: Written exclusively just for lulz, to take your mind off other projects. You should not look for any logic or hidden meaning in what is happening (spoiler: there is none). For lovers of rivets/historical identity, it is better not to open this. All characters are fictitious. Any coincidence with real people who once lived and events that happened is just an amazing coincidence.