Description: Are you a young electrician and have found a suspicious bottle with hieroglyphs on the ground? Don't drink from there, even if it's just a stone's throw from the Chinese border! Did you drink and after that did some “augmented reality” inscriptions appear before your eyes? Well, you were warned. Were you not warned? Be glad that you didn’t become a little goat, otherwise Alyonushka had a brother... In your dreams, a strange old man constantly appears who teaches you to be something between an alien cook, a ninja and a wizard? Relax and have fun! Fan fiction based on the books: Bashun Vitaly “Martin Seward or the piano in the bushes”, Bashun Vitaly “Because laziness” (crossover)