I loved war crimes and peppermint cookies. It didn't end well, and I died. Executed, to be more precise. But instead of death, I... woke up in another world? There is magic here, and Russia is now part of the European Union, and there are something aristocrats there. Lovely! If I couldn’t live happily in that world, then I won’t miss a new chance! My ambitions and character are with me. This is ALREADY enough to bring the world to its knees. All that remains is to find out why I am naked and tied to the radiator of a nightclub. Wait, what?..