This book is a unique opportunity to take a humorous and respectful look at the work of funeral directors, those who deal with death every day. The authors are professional funeral agents who are well aware of all the nuances of the funeral business. From gun battles at funerals to screaming dead people and escaping corpses, undertakers have plenty of unusual stories to tell. In this creepy and funny book, funeral directors share the strangest, most amazing, ridiculous, ironic stories about life on the verge of death. You will find out what scares them and what moves them to tears; about rookie mistakes and why death sometimes requires duct tape. Marvel at the stories of dearly departed souls who are escorted into eternity naked from the waist down, and then their ashes are poured into a wine bottle and sealed forever... If there's one thing morticians know for sure, it's that death drives people crazy. “Painful, funny and brilliant! I love this book." – Jonathan Maberry, author of They Bite! “Unpredictable and fun, like tipsy jazz musicians at a funeral in New Orleans.” – Joe Lansdale, novelist, screenwriter and comic book writer “Some stories are sad or touching. But most are damn funny. Because work is work, and no job is perfect or goes according to plan.” – April Cote The book's publishing layout is saved in PDF A4 format.