The soul of a cheerful and rather cynical old man, who died of old age, is reborn in another world in the young body of a dwarf wizard. The hero is a little familiar with modern technology for the 21st century, but has not heard of Harry Potter and the world of magic. He intends to live a new life, making the most of his youth, but at the age of eleven it suddenly turns out that he is a magician and is obliged to study at Hogwarts. The hero pushes moonshine to students, makes fun of those around him and tries to get rich... Author's notes: Round dances around Potter are in the ass! This is a story about Grandpa P, who is not devoid of a sense of humor and does not particularly care about preserving the moral and physical health of other people's children... But he is greedy for money, like a purebred goblin. Sometimes the text contains altered excerpts of songs. They are inserted not to increase the text, but as a parody of some fanfic authors who like to insert sheets of poems and songs... Sex (without detailed description), group sex, drugs, alcohol, jokes about dwarfs and other obscenities will be mentioned here ... The cover for the book was authored by a reader under the nickname Lizard from the Wasteland. Support the author: If anyone wants to thank the author and throw in a pretty penny for beer, here is a link to: 1) Yandex wallet: 4100134672832882) WebMoney: R421890270592