...Pushkin sells bus tickets at a kiosk. Saddam Hussein plays in cheap advertising. TV presenter Vlad Kistiev is filming the series “Doctor Trupago”. Marilyn Monroe's bust was reduced to zero. Versace sews family panties from the Bolshevichka factory. There are terrible traffic jams, the mobile network is glitchy “Hellaphone”, advertising on TV can never be turned off, and beer is ONLY served warm. Surprised? But real Hell is the same life as on Earth: only even worse. With the difference that all this is FOREVER. Devils and sinners in boiling cauldrons... is this how you imagined the Underworld? In vain. Yes, there really are boilers in Hell - but only in the tourist quarter, where suckers from Paradise are taken on paid excursions. But one day the measured existence of sinners in Hell is disrupted by an incredible crime - MURDER. Someone is killing Hell's most famous people in cold blood, one by one, using an unknown substance. But how can you kill someone who is already dead? And most importantly - WHY? The investigation of the sensational crime is entrusted to the most successful detective from hell - a former tsarist police officer Kalashnikov, who has been working in the Department of Punishments for almost a hundred years. This is a dizzying mystical thriller that is replete with unexpected twists, black humor and scandalous parodies of modern Russian reality. We guarantee that you have never read anything like this before!