Ironic detective story, a parody of D. Brown. “The Da Vinci Code”

In the provincial town of Vasyutinsk, museum guard Mitrich was poisoned with low-quality vodka. Slavik, the editor of an alchemy website, and Sonya, an employee of the 13th department of the FSB, were drawn into the investigation of this death. They are helped and hindered in the investigation by: • careerist police lieutenant Sidorchuk, • bandit Vovan, • supervisor of the Church of Dialectics Popov, • inventor of red mercury AI, • Ministry of Emergency Engineering, • Union of Russian Magicians, • FSB officers, • and many others. Having gone through all the stages of the Great Alchemical Work, the heroes discover the treasure of the alchemists - the Philosopher's Stone...