Welcome to planet Pandora! Fresh air, new acquaintances with interesting personalities, ancient secrets and treasures - here you will find everything for every taste. An opportunity to prove yourself, get rich and become famous! Hot babes and incredible hunting trophies! Buy your ticket now! Promotion - 100% discount and a new profession to boot!

(note: survival is not guaranteed)

Dedicated to the Borderlands Duology. There was no third part.

Author's notes: Two names simply appeared in my head, “The White Sun of Pandora” and “Only Crazy People on Pandora,” and then text formed around them. I recorded it, posted it, hoping it wouldn’t bother me anymore, but it didn’t work out.