If the Ass really comes, then the survivors will not be those who stocked up with a machine gun and dug in among the swamps, eating cloudberries and mosquitoes. And not those who have mastered agriculture and twenty ways to access the Internet without electricity. And not even those who spent their leisure time at shooting ranges and learned to hit a fly in the ass from a kilometer away with a slingshot. Those who will survive are those who are very lucky.