The main characters of the novel: Emil Ptolemeevich - nutritionist, amateur ladies' man and member of the snail breeding club. Known for inventing the “Fall in love with me to lose weight” method of losing weight. A man of impulse, multifaceted like a diamond and changeable like London weather. Rimma is an amorous and resilient young woman, a journalist. He is writing a dissertation and researching a weight loss method developed by nutritionist Emil Ptolemeevich. Georgy is Rimma’s former lover. An indecisive and unenterprising young man, he needs to be pushed to do everything all the time, he just goes with the flow. Pretends that he doesn’t need anything in his personal life. Fun adventures and experiences of the main characters and their friends.