New Orleans vampires - arrogant and stylish handsome men?! Fairy tales for younger gothic children! Ordinary... um... bloodsuckers with ordinary problems! One suffers from excess weight! Another vainly dreams of gender reassignment surgery! A third to make money apartment, dancing in a cheap club! Well, the fourth, eager to become the Prince of the city, is actually also the leader of a gang of “black brothers”! War, of course, is inevitable... But what kind of war will it be?!

Jules Duchon, an obese bloodsucker from New Orleans, preferred eat large blacks without limiting yourself too much in this addiction. But one day, returning home after another dinner, he found there an unkindly-minded vampire who forbade Jules from now on to eat dark-skinned people. Having accidentally violated the decree, Duchon lost his home. How to stay alive and not lose your favorite tasty morsel?