Extra-class scammer Lola decided to wean her talking parrot Perrichon from obscene language and rude words. And for this she turned to the famous expert on parrots - Professor Poirot. Of course, the attempt to rehabilitate the brute failed, and Lola wasted her time. But I met there a near-theater person, Aglaya Pluss, an old friend of mine. The lady was indescribably delighted with Perrichon and invited him to audition for a long series. In the lobby of the television center, Lola had a particular pleasure in arguing with the famous writer Volkoedov, threatening to scratch out his eyes if necessary. She shouldn't have spoken so carelessly! The very next day this great man was found murdered...The book was also published under the title “Parrot in a Versace Jacket.”