Fandom: Rowling J.K. "Harry Potter", Harry Potter (crossover)

Rating: R

Genres:Humor, Action, Everyday Life, POV, AU, Banter

Warnings: OOC, Violence, Strong Language, Mary Sue (Marty Stu)

Author's Notes: All books are taken into account, but not without surprises, since the author does not agree with much in the canon. No legacies or bottomless safes, he’s already amazingly cool and actively flaunts it. The events take place many years after the war.

Obscene speech! I warned you!

Description:What does it mean to “be a hero”? No, it's a bullshit question. How about: what is the life of a hero when he is no longer a hero? Or is he not quite a hero? Or - not a “hero” at all? What to do if you are not a fucking hero, and this doesn’t bother you at all?

What is “talent” and what is “persistence”? And what exactly can you do, if you are pressed against the wall?