Mattie has a new neighbor, and she has reason to suspect that this handsome guy in a kilt is a vampire: he only leaves the house at night, he has suspicious acquaintances and regular deliveries from the blood bank. But he doesn’t look dangerous, and therefore Matty adheres to the rule “live and don’t interfere with others’ lives.” Until she notices some guy, armed with crucifixes and wooden pegs, breaking into a neighbor's house. Matty decides to take a chance, and ends up in Mr. Handsome's bed, and then on the table, and then...