From: [email protected] To: [email protected] Subject: Justin Timberlake Naked!   Lily, you predictable pervert. I knew that you would open this e-mail without delay if I tempted you with a hint of JT in the subject. Come on, put your panties back and grab some champagne, because I have better news to share. I GOT A JOB! Starting tomorrow, I will be the new Executive Assistant at Lorena Lefrey Designs. I'm SO excited, but there's one tiny problem: I won't be Lorena's assistant, I'll be working for her older brother, Julian. I know what you're thinking: "So what's the problem, Joe?" Google him. Now. He is a man in a fitted navy blue suit whose face reminds you that there is still hope in this cruel, ugly world. Keep scrolling through the photos... Do you see those dimples? Yeah. This is Julian Lefrey, and tomorrow morning I will be his subordinate. Lord, help us all... Kisses and hugs. Joe.