The Frenchman Cyril Massarotto lives near the famous city of Perpignan, not far from the Franco-Spanish border and the Mediterranean Sea. For some time he worked as a teacher and director of a kindergarten, played in the rock band Saint-Louis, and in 2008 he released his debut novel and, as they say, woke up famous. The nameless narrator of this story works in a sex shop. When he turns thirty, God enters his life. No burning bush or anything too dramatic—God just wants to talk; at first with random regularity, then every Tuesday. Like a true friend, He helps the narrator arrange his personal life, and now he is already successfully married to a psychology graduate, Alice. However, happiness turns out to be not very long-lasting, and this is only the first shock that awaits our hero...