If you are a simple Russian teacher, this does not mean that nothing interesting will ever happen in your life. It is likely that one day, after drinking some liquor, you will meet a real alien. True, petty and capricious. And also the man of your dreams. True, he will turn out to be a cyborg. And then you will simply be kidnapped... But where did ours not disappear? We’ll deal with the capricious aliens, we’ll put sexy cyborgs in their place, we’ll put all the monsters on the shelf, and we’ll even tell the king of the galaxy himself how to live. But there’s no point in kidnapping me! I didn't give consent!