Not all wizards are constantly preoccupied with the hopeless struggle between Good and Evil, and are also obsessed with a progressive mania for saving the world. Most of the representatives of the “magic workshop” only think about how to strip you naked, empty your pockets to zero, or even commit some vile obscenity on you. So only rare luck and cunning help Parry Hotter, a poor student and a slob who became an applicant to the Pigface School of Witchcraft, to survive and at the same time hone his innate magical abilities...