Oh, I quit smoking at the wrong time! I put out my last cigarette and almost immediately the troubles began. Moreover, I am a classic loser. Well, maybe not entirely, but now I’ve hit it big. To the same elves, orcs, magicians and other inhabitants of the Borderland. Of the minuses: Even in my own world, almost all three-letter services are hunting me: the Ministry of Internal Affairs, the FSB, the GRU and even NTV! And one oligarch is like that... But that’s a different story! Moreover, the girl cheats (oh, sadness and melancholy!) in a sophisticated way. There aren’t many cartridges left. Yes, and there is only half a canister of diesel. But there are also advantages: I still have connections, an old and oak, but reliable jeep and a semi-automatic shotgun. Besides, I can always come back. Oh, yes, and the girl is cheating (yay, freedom!) There is also a goal: To save and bring home the big-eared princess (how could it be otherwise?!), who decided to take a walk along the streets of a simple Russian town. And if it doesn’t work out, destroy it. Have you forgotten anything? Well, of course, my favorite: if you sleep, do so with the queen! But not blades?!!