A corporate psychologist lives in a comfortable and safe world. It detects subtle changes in the psyche of office plankton and extinguishes interpersonal conflicts in the workplace. Ilya Smirnov considers his work subtle, thoughtful and does not tolerate fuss. He does not yet know that very soon he will have to use all his experience to roughly, like a club, break the tribal foundations and prejudices of the green-skinned savages. We'll have to turn the gnome, who has never lifted anything heavier than a book, into a comrade in arms. And all this in order to create the Wild Legion - a force that will help the newcomer survive in an alien world.