“Elvish language translator needed! Urgently! Willingness to travel. Magical gifts and education are welcome.” That’s what the ad read, which I clung to after the closure of our small potions and potions shop. Well, that suits me: I’m ready for business trips, I still have nothing to pay for the apartment. Magical gift and education are available. Elvish - so all potions are made in it, from the names of herbs to terms. And I'll learn the rest. It’s not for nothing that I was an excellent student at school. Who knew that schools don’t prepare for this...