What have we achieved recently? With enormous pomp and scale, organize a feast in honor of the hundredth anniversary of the flight: stir up dusty archives and broadcast chronicles around the clock in all media, hold a military parade of terrifying power and aggressiveness and angrily shout from the Mausoleum to the stunned crowd how proud we are of the great history. This is us, we are the first! Even if none of the eyewitnesses lived to see the anniversary, it’s still us! It doesn’t matter that we haven’t been flying for a long time, it’s not necessary to fly at all, the main thing is to remember with malicious joy and be fiercely proud! Contains obscene language.