She stuck her nose out of the gate to reprimand the boor and ignoramus, but found herself pressed against his strong body. Of course, I tried to put the man in his place, but it’s very difficult to do this when they sniff you and threaten to kiss you! I agree, I smell better than that pile of manure he carelessly landed in, but that’s no reason to paw me! And in general, what did this major forget in our village? Remains? For undefined period? Mommies, hide your foolish daughters! You need to stay as far away from such womanizers as possible!